lost — whyisntketchupasmoothie: Someone: I don’t like...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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whyisntketchupasmoothie

Someone: I don’t like Taylor Swift

Me: imagine that you have zero cookies and you divide them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that he has no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

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